MAN ki PATANG📝

Yes..Money matters  Friends     Now days money is a medicine to live a good life. But this medicine doesn’t grow on tree we have to earn the money. And for earning we have to do work according to the amount if we want to earn much we have to work more. So the work we do is our so called job not simple as others think. And in job you have to work for your master your boss that’s become frustrating sometimes. And if we talk about job satisfaction then it is worlds horniest woman which no man can satisfy her.. so friends you should never always depends on job work for yourself for your dreams. We all want to earn more money but job can’t help us. And if anybody says money can’t buy happiness or there is no almirah in the tomb and grave. These sentences are myth because bank’s crediting message puts smile on your face and I also agree threre is no almirah in grave but in my pants there are three pockets and I have two bank accounts. When you want to eat pizza but ...

नाकारा आवारा और नागवारा हूँ मैं जिसे बैल भी ना खाये वो चारा हूँ मैं सूरत कुछ ख़ास नही   पर सीरे से भरा सारा हूँ मैं सब कुछ तो हे किस बात की कमी हे   समझ नही आता किस तरह का बेचारा हूँ मैं जिसे हमने छत समझा वो छाता निकले   इसलिए शायद बेसहारा हूँ मैं   अब सुनो ग़ौर से   मैं ज़हर नही पर हाँ पारा हूँ मैं इसीलिए सबसे न्यारा हूँ मैं हालातों से तो जीत जाऊँगा   पर ख़ुद ही ख़ुद से हारा हूँ मैं आज हूँ कल का पता नही   मैं गणित का नही   वक़्त का नौ दो ग्यारहा हूँ मैं अच्छे वक़्त से धुतकारा हूँ   और हर बुरे वक़्त का दुबारा हूँ मैं नाकारा आवारा और नागवारा हूँ मैं ..

I am not in that city Where only one girl looks me pretty  Sometimes that roads call And says look now my width is tall Sometimes that marvels miss me  Where I made birds and tree i lessly took my note book Walls was my all in one book So Those walls i want to see  Where I wrote A B C  Where i gone for hide and seek Those rooms are calm now  Bcz  I only still there for less than a week One stair was my favourite  Where I played some games  Now all looks me same I want to spend an evening on that roof Where I was made Bubble Liquid I used to be happy by seeing bubbles And there  I used to be shout like a goof Actually That time was aloof I miss that home  Where two people live  who really loves me One called my father  And one is my mom../

Yes i am good for nothing  But plz don’t judge me now I promise I will do amazing something  And one day you will compelled  To say me wow Don’t show me anger  And shout on me  Bcz one day  parents teachers relatives friends  And even my haters will proud of me.. Yes i am good for nothing  So tell me that’s why i am not loving  I do mistakes and i am little reckless  But dear peers stop taunting me I feel bad too bcz i m not heartless.. Yes i am good for nothing  So can you do nothing like that That makes me blushing  I am not always wrong  Sometimes it’s a fault of my timing  Listen It’s not me  It’s a phase which is disgusting  I will become better and better  My dearest day by day  All my malfeasance are flushing  Give me sometime  and stop me sucking  Wait my good phase is coming  And that will be stunning..!

It’s all about that  My mind is heartless  And my heart is mindless  if I talk about love  it is like wall nuts  and my teeth have mildness There is no match between  misshapen and beauty of highness  U r a rainbow  And i have colour blindness ...                                                  

अब वो थपकियो वाली राते   कहाँ गाने सुनकर सो जाता हूँ अब लोरियो वाली बातें कहाँ Screen पर उँगलिया चलती हे   बालों पर अब कोई जाती कहाँ अब कोई देखता नही रात में जागकर   कहाँ चादर हे कहाँ सिर हे   तो लाते कहाँ अब कोई ख़ुद जागकर   हमें सुलाता कहाँ सब्ज़ी कम पड़ गई तो चल जाता हे   अब हम वक़्त पर खाना खाते कहाँ फिर भी माँ सब जानती हे   हम सच ख़ुद कुछ बताते कहाँ ... ठंड लग रही हे कोन उठकर पंखा slow करे   तभी फिर याद आया   बेटा प्रिन्स अब वो थपकियो वाली राते कहाँ ....!                          

Duniya ko mutthi me to nahi kar sakta  Na itni takt ki me kisi se lad sakta Na hath me tir kaman he  Bs udhar ka thoda asman he Or mere paro me thodi si udan he  Kharid sakta he tu sab kuch Par meri fati jeb me bhi meri shan  he  Tera ye jo bahut bada makan he Sundar to he par bejan he  Or jisme meri maa rahti he  Wo chhota sa gahr hi mera jahan  he Mera na koi shahi khan pan he  Par hatho ko jalak jo bani he  Wo sukhi roti mera mitha pakwan he Akhir acha hi he Jo meri sanse  Teri is nai taknik ki hawa se anjan he Kyu ki meri khuli sanso me  Chhupa ek madhur gan he..!